The most harmonious blend of sexy and funny to dateTumblr (3.0; @bauerrules)http://bauerrules.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7hkm0m3TD1rsyc9mo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7hkm0m3TD1rsyc9mo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7hkm0m3TD1rsyc9mo3_r2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7hkm0m3TD1rsyc9mo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://ohsnapitzky.tumblr.com/post/53247799825/majortvjunkie-the-greatest-batman-villains" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">ohsnapitzky</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://majortvjunkie.tumblr.com/post/53235031865/the-greatest-batman-villains" target="_blank">majortvjunkie</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>The Greatest Batman Villains</p> </blockquote> <p>one of these things is not like the other</p></blockquote>http://bauerrules.tumblr.com/post/53331794428http://bauerrules.tumblr.com/post/53331794428Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:35:55 -0400funny<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9da524a493517e738819828308ab2466/tumblr_moe6bqvUWv1rjxjdao6_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c268dcad5cdc5c98cbcd080e63f36d1f/tumblr_moe6bqvUWv1rjxjdao5_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/78ceec1203ce62a3b20cf49cf0efc1b0/tumblr_moe6bqvUWv1rjxjdao4_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ee18f1395a60184ee102639f41e2912e/tumblr_moe6bqvUWv1rjxjdao3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b48a45ae4abaa5dc14cd60ac857a8f4e/tumblr_moe6bqvUWv1rjxjdao2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ce2932df30d4d8f9fbff7cb218a950c4/tumblr_moe6bqvUWv1rjxjdao1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://coolguyhat.tumblr.com/post/53321202497/futuristicninja-a-poem-about-androgyny-in" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">coolguyhat</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://futuristicninja.tumblr.com/post/52954763604/a-poem-about-androgyny-in-people-genderqueer" target="_blank">futuristicninja</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>A poem about androgyny in people / genderqueer people.</p> </blockquote> <p>Pretty sure the definition of being male is having an X and Y chromosome. And female being XX. So no…you’re wrong.</p></blockquote>http://bauerrules.tumblr.com/post/53321574709http://bauerrules.tumblr.com/post/53321574709Tue, 18 Jun 2013 21:15:12 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/818c193ce3edeeb71291e153a460f233/tumblr_mnmutjpulu1rkhr4mo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://livesexting.tumblr.com/post/52483724230/www-livesexting-tumblr-com" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">livesexting</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://www.livesexting.tumblr.com" target="_blank"><a href="http://www.livesexting.tumblr.com" target="_blank">www.livesexting.tumblr.com</a></a></p></blockquote>http://bauerrules.tumblr.com/post/53318616536http://bauerrules.tumblr.com/post/53318616536Tue, 18 Jun 2013 20:34:42 -0400girls<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://babyheroin.tumblr.com/post/53259899814/good-morning-bruises" target="_blank">babyheroin</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p class="MsoNormal">None of your lovers are going to attend your funeral. <br/> You spent too much time writing poetry about them, <br/> and not enough kissing their black and blue stomachs<br/> good morning. As they pinched the fat on their stomachs, <br/> you compared their eyes to oceans that you’d never bathed<br/> in. While they were lost inside of their own skeletons, you<br/> spit out sonnets on the pillow. Remember this, you and I<br/> will both die in the end, and none of this is going to matter. <br/> Love better than you write.</p> </blockquote>http://bauerrules.tumblr.com/post/53310468343http://bauerrules.tumblr.com/post/53310468343Tue, 18 Jun 2013 18:35:13 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e745d010f1443ae6d5502d036d747e80/tumblr_mokj3l18F01qzidlgo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://geekingermany.tumblr.com/post/53247769921/i-cannot-get-enough-of-this-comic-sometimes" target="_blank">geekingermany</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I cannot get enough of this comic sometimes</p> </blockquote>http://bauerrules.tumblr.com/post/53308613799http://bauerrules.tumblr.com/post/53308613799Tue, 18 Jun 2013 18:09:36 -0400funny<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/56eb8c4ba241f67c036257056a7b3e0e/tumblr_moeet0y4gT1ralwhwo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://orbitingghosts.tumblr.com/post/52966214468/still-love-tihs-comic" target="_blank">orbitingghosts</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>STILL LOVE TIHS COMIC</p> </blockquote>http://bauerrules.tumblr.com/post/53308502265http://bauerrules.tumblr.com/post/53308502265Tue, 18 Jun 2013 18:08:03 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/fbd80e202db65cf2ff384d8ecbd9d2d7/tumblr_moeg7cPLAE1qewacoo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c087bcc05332b001fe2fba57d295829a/tumblr_moeg7cPLAE1qewacoo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://bauerrules.tumblr.com/post/53308355511http://bauerrules.tumblr.com/post/53308355511Tue, 18 Jun 2013 18:06:01 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ab2aa9cb8d18d1fd80fcca065e5ab5fc/tumblr_mokeneqXoi1qzm90xo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://pulitzerprincess.tumblr.com/post/53240774310/looks-like-some-of-yall-will-have-a-little" target="_blank">pulitzerprincess</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>looks like some of y’all will have a little problem next year </p> </blockquote>http://bauerrules.tumblr.com/post/53307911130http://bauerrules.tumblr.com/post/53307911130Tue, 18 Jun 2013 18:00:08 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/60349276423a46b8e1d1c586c44e6923/tumblr_mnrp1cQCXI1ro2gueo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://whatmakesmerealhard.tumblr.com/post/52485338450/this-blog-is-dedicated-to-the-beautiful-woman-who" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">whatmakesmerealhard</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>This Blog is dedicated to the beautiful woman who enjoy the Nudist / Naturist lifestyle. <a href="http://whatmakesmerealhard.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"><a href="http://whatmakesmerealhard.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">http://whatmakesmerealhard.tumblr.com/</a></a></p></blockquote>http://bauerrules.tumblr.com/post/53304116280http://bauerrules.tumblr.com/post/53304116280Tue, 18 Jun 2013 17:08:54 -0400girls<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a139bfb4e4a67e37ceea4ab6204cc96d/tumblr_mm4w5c2Lzi1rsuewho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://bauerrules.tumblr.com/post/53289355940http://bauerrules.tumblr.com/post/53289355940Tue, 18 Jun 2013 13:43:04 -0400girls<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f6a86ee4aab127c57d15a4b8ac2da229/tumblr_mnw04o6vlP1qzf65jo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://standpoor.tumblr.com/post/52165471041" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">standpoor</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Baby has a belly</p></blockquote>http://bauerrules.tumblr.com/post/53277426957http://bauerrules.tumblr.com/post/53277426957Tue, 18 Jun 2013 10:17:17 -0400girlsstandpoor<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d74c52c7a44cc383fd4456140480951b/tumblr_mnml4cmM0c1qck79qo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://fuckyeahsmallboobs.tumblr.com/post/52342404885/my-sexy-small-boobs" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">fuckyeahsmallboobs</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>“my sexy small boobs”</p></blockquote>http://bauerrules.tumblr.com/post/53269587682http://bauerrules.tumblr.com/post/53269587682Tue, 18 Jun 2013 06:51:45 -0400girls<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f61009aff9b8e368ce14516702e6b5a0/tumblr_mnztc1eBxu1rn323po1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://ixnay-on-the-oddk.tumblr.com/post/52331988731/thank-you-josh-i-love-it-so-much" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">ixnay-on-the-oddk</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Thank you, Josh! <br/>I love it so much!</p></blockquote>http://bauerrules.tumblr.com/post/53263016444http://bauerrules.tumblr.com/post/53263016444Tue, 18 Jun 2013 03:26:13 -0400girlsoddk<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f616cead1692ff77159e3a9e5dcc25aa/tumblr_mnw6puPCxV1rimwgjo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://bauerrules.tumblr.com/post/53237164218http://bauerrules.tumblr.com/post/53237164218Mon, 17 Jun 2013 20:34:31 -0400girlsalice<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/36104800d0d5602b39694e4410ae3cda/tumblr_mnw74ft5U31rimwgjo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://bauerrules.tumblr.com/post/53222563409http://bauerrules.tumblr.com/post/53222563409Mon, 17 Jun 2013 17:09:10 -0400girlsalice<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8f61f79d9fb436d98bc90159b97ffb08/tumblr_mny8un6EUe1rimwgjo1_400.gif"/><br/><br/>http://bauerrules.tumblr.com/post/53207615854http://bauerrules.tumblr.com/post/53207615854Mon, 17 Jun 2013 13:43:18 -0400girlsalice<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/365ec4b138c39550d727d039e7562f77/tumblr_mnty07wHvv1snjpieo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://bauerrules.tumblr.com/post/53195581382http://bauerrules.tumblr.com/post/53195581382Mon, 17 Jun 2013 10:17:15 -0400girls<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b6f6269ed35366acd28856a5879eebed/tumblr_mnpuuaSTYN1qkdyf0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://emmabelford.tumblr.com/post/51880132694" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">emmabelford</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Message me :)</p></blockquote>http://bauerrules.tumblr.com/post/53187629442http://bauerrules.tumblr.com/post/53187629442Mon, 17 Jun 2013 06:51:42 -0400girls<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9f49307e3a621b24648c02aadef2e81e/tumblr_mnwllitafg1qfgwwmo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://gypsyone.tumblr.com/post/52199434347/weed-phone-case-from-omighty-weekend" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">gypsyone</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Weed phone case from Omighty weekend</p></blockquote>http://bauerrules.tumblr.com/post/53181035351http://bauerrules.tumblr.com/post/53181035351Mon, 17 Jun 2013 03:26:10 -0400girlsgypsyone<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/21c855c91a5c048bde86029c6f5b20fa/tumblr_mogc6jyOtb1qfv2hro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://anekie.tumblr.com/post/53101363021/givemeajobplease-this-was-a-man-dressed-as-a" target="_blank">anekie</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://givemeajobplease.tumblr.com/post/53048333070/this-was-a-man-dressed-as-a-plant-making-pigeon" target="_blank">givemeajobplease</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>This was a man, dressed as a plant, making pigeon noises at people walking by. I said hello, asked if it was okay to take his picture, and then asked why he was dressed as a plant. He said, “I’m just working through some stuff. Thank you for asking. No ones asked yet.”</p> </blockquote> <p>I’ve been dealing with stuff the wrong way. </p> </blockquote>http://bauerrules.tumblr.com/post/53164279367http://bauerrules.tumblr.com/post/53164279367Sun, 16 Jun 2013 22:49:29 -0400